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The Battle against Chuck Norris - 12 Rooms
The Epic Battle of Wits, Fury, and Cottage Cheese
You are ultimately pitted against Chuck Norris in a battle to the death. This is the most important time in history, where you show the world that Chuck Norris can be defeated. Many have been up for the task, but (embarrassingly) brutally failed with undescribable injuries.

You nervously flash back to the threatening facts and fights you heard and saw before, where all contenders were beaten so hard, that Chuck Norris killed their mothers back in time to before they were born.

You have any weapon, coercive and seductive power/idea, or inflatable object at your disposal... what will you do?
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You realize that Chuck Norris cannot be defeated and forfeit
Your first attack isn't yours to decide. Chuck Norris goes first
You were holding a weapon behind your back...
You were clever enough to offer a tie with some cottage cheese
Opt for a coercive bargain/idea before his blood boils with fury
Take out your mirror... so he can see that he hasn't shaved yet
You seek help from the one person you knew could win for you
Your first attack is verbal. Make that smug grin a frown.