It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

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Zork

Instead of worrying about what kind of food the shop may or may not have, you take out your laptop and begin to play Zork. The local hotties become immediately interested in you because, as we know, young girls in their late teens and early 20s love nothing better than classic text based games from the late 1970s.

So, how do you want to impress them?