Dear Toucan Sam Salty Sea Dog Smorgasbord Wombat Corn Flakes Dr. Pepper Bilbo Baggins Hot Pants Sir Patrick Henry Lochness Monster ,

Whilst writing Judge Judy fanfiction stories shopping online for outfits for my cat selling my organs on eBay responding to my own classified ads kickin' it in my Hammer pants and fanny pack succumbing to the the drug that is StumbleUpon ,
I ran into this box of sawdust website abomination giraffe bottle of ketchup wheel of cheese +1 sock of smelling that I thought you might like at http://www.openendedadventure.com.
Remember the time that we bought 40 gallons of Crisco and made life-sized sculptures of ourselves until they melted caught a bunch of squirrles and mailed them out as presents dressed up as police officers and arrested people for being ugly were making crop circles in Kansas, and then the real aliens showed up went to prom with mannequins that we stole from K-Mart got so drunk that we aren't allowed in Canada anymore got a bunch of astronaut icecream and told kids that it was drugs covered ourselves in mayonnaise and were attacked by ants ?
Yeah, well it's even better than that.

Anyway, I thought that it might help with your Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
Substance Abuse Problems
Fear of Natural Light
Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever
Desire to Click Every Link on the Internets! .

Violating my restraining order Not really caring Just lookin' for a hug Dreaming of the time when we will be together again I don't really know who you are, but here you go ,
Your Name

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