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Anyone who's camped in the forests of Horley, Oxfordshire, England should know of the Chickerufus. It's a terrible beast, part man, part chicken, that stalks the night looking for prey, leaving a trail of carnage in its wake. They say that it knocks up Deer and eats the offspring, and is the only living thing to have ever fought CHUCK NORRIS and WON!
It usually feeds off assorted animals, but takes humans whenever it can. If someone camps at Horley, and wakes up one morning to find a dead rabbit nearby and an Eye painted in blood on their tent, it's a sign that the Chickerufus will come in the middle of the night and get them!
Badder than Bigfoot, Bigger than Boogeyman, more Choosy than El Chupracapra (I tried) the legend of the Chickerufus is massive, and now you're in a Research Team sent to Horley to discover the truth.
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